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yall i am so sorry
          i haven't updated most of my stories in like two months
          i swear i'm not dead
          i'm just the laziest person ev er
          there will be some sort of update on something soon bc i'm on fall break so :)
          again i apologize, i love you guys a lot and please stick with me even though i am tERRIBLE
          -kay xx

"THE SUICIDE DIARY" HAS 3K READS???? I DONT DESERVE THIS I DONT EVEN UPDATE FREQUENTLY BUT THANK YOU ALL OKAY BYE ILY

okay i promise i'm not dead i'm just so lazy and haven't written anything on my current books instEAD i've been fantasizing about books i plan to write in the future and just procrastinating it enTIRELY so forgive me lol love you guys

to think that once my branding was "oompah loompah" okay ew sorry bye

I like this place

Yo its lordephan from insta i really like your books and i just want to say that k bye
          
          ~this is really awkward sorry im socially awkward

I REALLY LIKE YOUR PROFILE PIC 

hey btw i'm not dead lol in case anyone was keeping track of where i am

okay i am done procrastinating i need to write the new chap of "breathe" lets go

same