"Isnt this man beautiful?"

"Always in my heart @Harry_Styles. Yours sincerely, Louis"

"Now kiss me you fool"

''And I'd marry you Harry''

''Are you good with your hands? Really good''

''I met you in the toilet''

''-Lou, can I give you a blow job? 
  -I'd love it, if you just wait''

''Chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese rapped in parma ham withsome homemade mash potatoes''

''I think we kinda share that really'

''They think behind closed doors something else goes on''

''I'm in love with Lou, and all his little things''

''Salt and vinegar''

''Real eyes realise real eyes''

''It was pretty much it, It just kind of happened''

"I'm gay, it's pretty unfortunate"

''My first real crush was...Louis Tomlinson''

''Even as young as you are?''

''We don't need no piece of paper from de City Hall''

''Hi...Oops'' 

"Cause I can't compete with my boyfriend"

"Cause you got, that big dick"

"I met you in the toilet"

"Cause I can love you more than stan"

"I have loved him since we were eighteen"