Evan Ciaran Byrne

That was quite possibly the best description ever

thinking of actually knuckling down and finally finishing one of those stories you left 3/4 finished in your onenote. 

@ParkingSensor Thank you :)

yeah I know how to pronounce your name correctly... but it just didnt go with ferret so I altered it XD

@evan_c_byrne Spanks for saying sorry then.
          P.S. Ferret and Merette don't rhyme unless you say my name like all teachers do. (apart from Mr. Abreu- I am not a certificate)

I just called you ferret cause I was stupid and it rhymed. Plus Im sorry I spelt your name wrong :p

@evan_c_byrne I've officially come to the conclusion that you called me 'ferret' in yr 8 because if you ever needed to spell my name you wouldn't need to because you had a back-up name to make up for any spelling mistakes.

@evan_c_byrne No...
          French is...Je ne pas comprends... I think.
          I am an official failure at languages.
          I should put that on my profile.

@evan_c_byrne AHHHH!!!
          WHY CAN'T ANYONE SPELL MY NAME CORRECTLY!!!
          DOUBLE 'T', ONE 'R' - IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY!!!
          Damn you Ben- you've started a disease.

@ThatsWhatTheyCallMe Because... that is french