Hello. My name's Evan, but you can just call me "Ed" if you want. I'm a self-taught writer and cartoonist, but I'm more good at drawing than I am at writing. The genres of writing I go for are dark comedy, random humor, dirty humor, fantasy, sci-fi, fiction and non-fiction, and other stuff. I've got a f*ck-ton of stories on my Google Docs account, but a lot of them are still in progress, interestingly enough. But don't worry, they'll all be done faster than you can say the longest word in the human language twenty times fast in under five seconds... In other words, they'll all be here long after I'm dead. Before I go, here's a joke. So a guy with aftershave and a flannel shirt and a chick with a hook hand walk into a bar together. The bartender asks Mister Aftershave, "Hey, that a hooker ya got there?" Then Missus Hook hand says, "Yeah, pretty much." Eh? Eh?