Hello?

HAHA ITS MY VOICEMAIL GOTCHYA



i love that feeling when you read a description for a book and its so bad and cliche that you laugh a little and youre just like 'Oh Lord. Bless.'

when youve been off wattpad for a while and you come back and you have like 5 replies to a comment and you get really scared like 'oh crap ive done it now i said something offensive and someone blew up on me' and its just like 'lol' five times.

rip phillip hamilton u were fifty shades of smooth

im on wattpad so much i sometimes find myself looking for a pencil so i can comment in actual paper books before i realize im an idiot.

when you're on your period and it looks like you're making kool aid in the toilet

punctuation is a lie
 
every thing is legal in new jersey 

till he returns or calls me home, here in the power of Christ, I'll stand.

so uh

that is all :)