i am mallory

seize the day, my friends.


i coulda sworn i just started a new book where did it go? *searches all 1,473,492,606,725,928 profiles* ah there it is


I love to torture myself by finding amazing books that havent been updated in like, three years


that moment when wattpad suggests you books and they turn out to be books youve read on another profile and youre all like 'wattpad knows me better than any living being.'


When Wattpads like "continue reading"and lists books in your library that ARENT UPDATED. Like are you trying to expand my suffering or what. 


Why all y'all keep writing the world "whilst"? Thas a DUMB word quit putting that down ain't nobody wanna read that

just say "while" like a normal human damn


Also I would just like to say that Wattpad is making me MAD with all this "update your password" crap because it's locked me out of my other two accounts!! One of those accounts was my first account from 2011! TWO THOUSAND ELEVEN, PEOPLE!!!