Aion

If I can’t ask a female her age or weight, then females can’t ask me/men what my height or annual income is.

“You know what's hard about being the smartest person in the world? Everyone else is stupid”

Just remembered a time when I got called a criminal in the comments on a story here on fappad.. I made up a story about cutting someone’s finger off at a party, and it was VERY obviously fake and madeup, and yet the person (let’s call him/her bitchtits) got so fuggin pissed cuz I was apparently ‘a literal criminal, you should be in jail for taking their finger!’. Anyone else find it fun/funny to make up stories just to see how people react? Nothing too serious, just something that’s obviously fake yet bizarre enough to get them to go “what the fuckles was just explained?”

Holy fuckass shit… now there’s a “trans clone tropper”. Yeah, uh huh, what a fat and painful load of shit. I’m sick of all the possibility for our entertainment being ruined by the blt or whatever community being forced into a character’s personality, or “Identity” as they so ridiculously put it. For the sake of fucks.. damn this fucking time period we live in. Everything is fake, fake people, fake food, fake movies, fake games, fake everything. Why can’t we have more things like Deadpool and Wolverine, or RDR2/RDR1, Shanghai-noon, and others movies/games. I want the days back where men were men, women were women, kids weren’t sexualized and groomed at schools, and we could have differing opinions and tastes in music and/or hobbies and others wouldn’t get upset. Is that too much to ask for?
          
          On the bright side I saw a picture of a kitten with a butterfly on it’s nose.

Under the sheets, under the sheets
          Me and your mother, making your brother, under the sheets
          Don’t miss your dad he’s not coming back, under the sheets

Just ‘discovered’ this absolute retard in London who’s a self-proclaimed ‘prankster’ named mizzy or something. I don’t understand how someone could be so arrogant and stupid. It’s baffling to think idiots like this failed abortion walk this Earth under the guise of a person. Let’s hope he either gets what he deserves the next time he tries to ‘prank’ someone.

Anyone wanna find a story w/me and see which curse words get labeled as “This comment may be offensive” ? I’m BORED!

Just got told that taylor swift’s popularity is plummeting (Here’s to hoping.).
          I can’t wait to see all the Swift-tards crying and screaming in videos on Twitter, YouTube, Instagram and other places. XD This is gonna be great!

Isn’t Male Reader fics *supposed to be in the MALE READER’s POV? Every time I read a MR fic it’s never from the mr’s POV, and more often than not the fics are shit anyways and are just harem this, incest that, big ‘boobed’ (< I hate that word so damn much) women this, and always lacking quality. Why does nobody write actual fanfiction anymore? It’s so frustrating to see how just… weird and awful most of the writers on Wattpad are, not to mention this website has become too much of a shitshow, what with all the angry lesbies screaming and throwing tantrums over Ellie from The Last of Us 2 being paired with a guy, or readers demanding harems, the good writers having their books taken down, DMs being removed, and several other things. I can’t be the only one to have common sense and to have noticed all this. Somebody PLEASE tell me I’m not the only one to notice this? Or just tell me I’m crazy so I can eat some pizza and get fit with Ballora, or whatever the HandUnit said..

Well well well