Here at D.O.O.M. (Don't Orgasm On Me) we are dedicated to making sure that nobody has a happy ending and that everyone is as miserable as a Karen who didn't get her way (I'm looking at you Amber Heard). We are in the process of legalizing the Atom Bomb so everyone can buy one from your local "Kills 'R Us" store. We hope you find suffering from all that is great because reality is an illusion and the universe is a hologram. Buy gold! Bye..
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Was Assassin’s Creed Syndicate just a coverup of a joke about all the stabbing and shankings in London? Am I crazy or am I crazy and kinda right..?
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