Here at D.O.O.M. (Don't Orgasm On Me) we are dedicated to making sure that nobody has a happy ending and that everyone is as miserable as a Karen who didn't get her way (I'm looking at you Amber Heard). We are in the process of legalizing the Atom Bomb so everyone can buy one from your local "Kills 'R Us" store. We hope you find suffering from all that is great because reality is an illusion and the universe is a hologram. Buy gold! Bye..
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fabulouscooper911
Nov 03, 2024 08:06PM
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Stories by Aion
You ought to Smile more~
Just a bunch of jokes, puns, and funny stories.
Welcome one and all, to the laughalicious LAUGHOTHON
All for Daisy (DOOM X RWBY)
After the Slayer returns from Hell after killing the SpiderMastermind,
Samual Hayden sends the Slayer to a n...
All Is Spent
Another song I've changed most of the words to,
The difference in this one being that I wrote about my hope...