Hey there. I'm a 76 year old homeless prostitute. And I'm married to my cousin.
Wait. Let's start that again.
Hey there. I'm not a 76 year old homeless prostitute. Let's foget the cousin part. For now.
There. That's better.

And yourself?

Well....that's very interesting and all *yawn*...but  I'd rather not talk aout the time that you ran over that dinosaur down the street.

Things I like:
- Music and soccer are my life
- Uhm...I like Manga/Anime
- I like cute quotes..they just make me go "aww!"
- I am a Directioner. Officially. Ah...they're just so good :P 
- I play Piano <3
- Bill Cosby is damn hilarious. Lord help you if you disagree. Oh and Eddie Murphy <3
- I like writing.....but I love reading more. Just, everytime I start a story....I cant finish it. Argh its annoying.
- Disney is the greatest!
- I <3 my fwends.
- Pasta. And Chocolate. And sparkly things (EXCEPT FOR EDWARD CULLEN).

My favourite movie of all time would have to be....the Lion King..or Bambi. 
My favourite song would have to be....that's too difficult for me to answer. I'll get back to you.

Things I dislike:
- Dancing. I cannot dance, even if someone chased me with a chainsaw. I have two left feet. End of story.
- uhm....I don't like pickles.
- PINEAPPLES! They'll be the death of me.
- Loud, unexpected noises. No way. Jose <-- the 'e' with the little accent.

I have a girlfriend (in our harry Potter family, I'm Draco and She's Pansy...so yeah.) Go fan her, she's @mElleNor...I think that's how you spell it. Yeah, great "boyfriend" I am.

"Doueth Mothereth Knoweth Thy Weareth Her Drapeth?" - Greatest line EVER from the Avengers <3

Well...that's more or less it. Fan me, don't fan me, Hate me, love me, I don't mind. 
It's just cool of you to sit there and read this.

So uhm, fan all my fans coz they are amazizng!! And have a sweet day. Or night.
It really depends where you live.

"I may not look like much, but I'm pro at pretending to be a Ninja." <-- Story of my life.

Ciao for now! <3