fadedeadaccount

H e y this is my new account if y’all find it and want to keep reading ShittyTM stories

will be making a new Wattpad account because f*cking anxiety. notify me if you wish to have my new one

Wattpad: *notifies me twenty seven times a day when someone updates a story that I don't really care about but am too lazy to take out of my library*
          
          Wattpad: *sits silently by the window while my best friend uploads a heartbreaking tear-jerking story*

Hi this is ur friend do u remember me  I'm listening to TwentØnePiløts |-/

When your parents think there's something romantic between you and your guy swimming friend
          
          That's cute mom
          
          That's real cute
          
          *whisper* but you're wrong 

So apparently if I'm trying to look girlish and I have to wear nice clothes instead of my usual jeans or leggings and a ratty sweatshirt
          
          I can't wear tank tops or anything that doesn't cover my shoulder (tAnK tOp DrEsS) because
          
          My shoulders are wide anyways because of genetics but swimming has made my deltoid pop out really big
          
          So I look like some freakish bodybuilder lady who got forced into a "tank top dress" by another freakish bodybuilder lady
          
          Which sucks because I really liked that one dress
          
          ...
          
          F*ck you swimming 
          
          (But I still love you anyways)

So uh
          
          I have a funny story 
          
          Once upon a time
          
          There was a girl named Fade
          
          And one day her gym teacher decided 
          
          "Hey, let's make everyone run the mile"
          
          And then her swim coach overheard him 
          
          And said
          
          "Great plan
          
          I think I'll make them do a super hard practice too
          
          On the same day as the mile"
          
          So
          
          After she died running the mile
          
          She was reincarnated in five minutes 
          
          And died in swimming
          
          The end

hApPy BoRfDaY tO mEeEeEeEeEe wow my Iceish is getting better by the minute

First day of school tomorrow...wish me luck, I'm about to enter hell
          
          Also, probably not as many updates

Gonna be at summer state till Sunday, probably won't be on much. Wish me luck!