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update on the friend shit, shes still staying at my house after being cranky all day and demanding she stays another night bc apparently we "discussed this earkier this week" whilst i never asked my mum aka i didnt say she could. and then she got mad bc i am "always so fuking late with doing things" and "id totally fucj her over". so niw she is here again and she is only on her mobile and basically doesnt talk or responds to me and still being a spoiled fucking bitch. plus my sister got home so the blanket i got her had to be returned and my sister told me i could het the other blanket but i told her no so i could teavh her how to deal wuth shit and not be ungrateful. owww, and my sister and i are kinda planning something to do tomorrow early in the afternoon so my "friend" can leave early bc she sais "oww if u dont have anything to do tomorrow ill stay till late" bish whut. ALSO SHE APPARENTLY HAS NEVER HEARD IF FUCKING TISSUES BC SHE HAS HAYFEVER AND INSTEAD OF FUCKING BLOWING HER NOSE SHE KEEPS DOING IT UP OR SMT AND IT MAKES THE MOST GROSS SOUND EVER AND ITS LIKE EVERY SINGLE MINUTE AND IT MAKES ME SICK AF PLS GO AWAY BYE
funkystyles
WHAT IS YOUR USERNAME THOUGH IT'S NOT FAKESLIMSHADY
funkystyles
i hate everything and especially you
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@funkystyles get the fuck online and love me bitch
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funkystyles
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oh my god YOU DELETED THE GODDAMN APP literally fuck you
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@funkystyles WHEN DID I DECUDE THE CHANGE MY NIRMAL PASSWORD ?!?!??!! IVE ALWAYS USED THE SAME SINCE I WAS 10 FUCK ME
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it will arrive when he arrives so september disappointing i know also I HAVE AN APP PLAYER ON MY LAPTOP, TELL ME YOUR KIK USERNAME SO WE CAN TALK LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE
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@funkystyles ILL HAVE TO DOWNLOAD KIK AGAIN FUCK
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HEY FUCKTRUCK MY PHONE STOPPED WORKING
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@funkystyles YOU FUCKING ASSEATING MAYONAISE EGG
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@funkystyles ASK YOUR FUCKING STEPFATHER WHEN YOUR NEW PHONE WILL ARIVE
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@funkystyles FUCK YOU IVE BEEN WAITING DOR YOU ALL DAY
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drunkenjean
Hi there I'm Laura! Would you mind checking out my Niall Horan fanfic? It's an au called fallen angel! It would mean the world to me if you did :) -laura
funkystyles
idk do you have kik???? i use kik a lot!!!!!!! :D
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yo my phone is too slow for snapchat and every time i get one from you my heart breaks a little
fakeslimshady
@funkystyles my heart is breaking every single time i think of you ! no but for real do you have another app or smt where youre more online ? bc rn it feels like unrequited love
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funkystyles
yo my phone is too slow for snapchat, what're we gonna do bub