And just when you thought the world couldn't get any weirder.

15 unuseful things about me:
1- I swear. A fucking lot.
2- I don't post any personal information on here, because creepers and stuff.
3- My English is composed of a random mix of both British and American English so it's perfectly normal to not understand half of what I say.
4- I am completely unable to recognize any kind of accent.
5- I'm not single. I'm in a relationship with food.
6- If I could, I would sleep 24/7.
7- I am physically unable to say no to candy. Makes you wander how come i wasn't kidnapped as a child.
8- I take reading requests, but I also take years to read them. You have been warned.
9- I was so bored I started reading fanfiction and now I know way more about One Direction than I should.
10- I am awful at posting, so if I don't post in years, don't worry. I swear I'm not dead.
11- My score in Flappy Bird is 32.
12- I suck at Flappy Bird. Or any kind of videogame, for that matter.
13- I am a grammar nazi.
14- I am currently planning my wedding to Gansey. If you don't know who he is, you are missing on one of the world's best authors, aka Maggie Stiefvater.
15- There is only one word capable of correctly portraying me. It's pizza.