Hello, we're the Cacti Crew. We are a group of hot Australian girls with golden, tanned skin and massive Double D boobs. Just saying. Not bragging.

We like to take the piss out of fan fiction by writing amazing yet terrible fanfic about everyone's favourite and least favourite people in the world. 

We also write pointless random stories about pointless random things. 

We are always up for a chat, so don't be afraid to message us and we will get back to you ASAP.

Enjoy!