Hello fellow human beings. How are you on this fine day/night? 

I see that you're stalking my profile page. I don't mind the stalking. I'm quite the stalker myself. 
You know they make hands free binoculars? They look like sunglasses. That seriously made my stalking  alot easer and creepy. 

Some shit about me:
 I like to read (Everyone on this site does), 
I'm a goofy goober (Rocks!),
 listening to old Rock n Roll records is one of my favorite things to do, 
I give advice! They say the best advice is from strange people ;) 
I like eating, 
I hate homophobic people, 
I'm straight. Got a problem with that?

When I get older I want to be SUPERWOMAN!

 And yeah... There's a lot about me, but I'll save those for another time. 

Wanna do me a favor? 

Click that wounderful orange button under my profile pic. (I'll give you a hug!) 

Oh and since you're stalking my profile  page it would be ludicrous if you didn't read my books, yeah? Thank You! :D 

also add me on IG: @Mod.esty_