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guys i was trying to remember a phrase and came up with "i'm not the brightest fish in the shed" and i have a small feeling im wrong (not a joke)
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idk how my mom figured it out but yesterday while we were at walmart my mom asked if she should refer to me as a guy and im pretty sure shes psychic now
also why choose to ask something like that inside a walmart?
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@fff97777 idk also parents can just drop the biggest bombshells in grocery stores What aisle was it in
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my pit bull is afraid of water and yet hes extremely audacious
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look man rn <im campfire cooking in another world with my absurd skill> because <my new boss is goofy>
wtf is up with these anime titles- i'm looking for something to watch and this shits what pops up.
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for my birthday i asked one person for a new volleyball and i asked a different person for a wig
better than asking for white-out though (if anyone here knows me irl and understands what im talking about here please speak now so i can go die in a ditch) =3
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got my phone taken away my bad chat not getting it back until febuary but i lowkey dont gaf because i dont need my phone
uh anyways today my friend called me her boyfriend (we arent dating and she has a girlfriend) and i was like "uhh i thought you had a girlfriend-?" and if my skintone was any lighter she wouldve seen me blushing because i lowkey get flustered really easy and i was thinking "WAIT DOESNT SHE LIKE GIRLS-???!" my brain hurts so bad omfl and also shes done stuff like this before i cant tell if its frfr flirting or just joking anymore
got that l lawliet death note posture and i cant fix it cuz it hurts if i try hehe
sorry for my inability to use a period i dont intend on fixing it right now im trying to fix my brains grammer because its lowkey bad
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@fff97777 oof, sucks your phone is getting taken away :( also..it's giving mixed signals—
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Eheheh... I'm back...
Okay sorry I felt awkward typing that eheh. Anyways I think I actually kinda like (like like) one of my best friends...
I'M SERIOUS WTF DO I DO I SPEND ALMOST ALL OF MY LUNCH BREAKS WITH HER AND SHE KEEPS HOLDING MY HAND BUT SHE HOLDS OTHER PEOPLES HAND TOO– AND LIKE SOMETIMES SHE PUTS HER HEAD ON MY LAP– SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE BEFORE I EMBARRASS MYSELF x//x
Why does my brain get so fuzzy omfl and holyshit she's so pretty too and funny and like really cool and awesome and ajsfshehd I think I'm actually losing my mind here... ehh this is so fucking weird, I hate it, this feeling actually makes me want to break something sharp and use it to gauge out my eyes so I don't have to see how fucking amazing she is.
No good outro so have this half-assed weird outro I came up with on the spot– remember to draw a banana in sharpie on the next person's forehead that you hang out with if they end up sleeping :3
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Uh guys did I do something that made you guys not like me because I'm starting to feel nervous, 8 followers in less than a week to lose makes me feel like I did something bad... someone tell me what I did, I swear I can change it or fix it or do whatever to make you not hate me...
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Don't do drugs, it's not fun. Also don't do meth, from my experience of trying it once, not being able to sleep properly, then absolutely crashing the next day, I can say it's the worst experience ever. It did tell me that I actually have adhd so I got one good thing out of it- anyways, don't do drugs.
Also if anyone cares, the reason why I know I have adhd from trying it is because it's prescribed to my friend who has diagnosed adhd and it have me all of the effects and side effects it gives her.
My bones hurt anyway bye that's all for today
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My mom swung a knife a little too close to my face to point at something and genuinely got mad at me for flinching, called me an idiot for being scared when a sharp object moved quickly towards me, and then got upset that I didn't want to eat the food I was making because I lost my appetite. Is that not normal human instinct? I thought everyone got scared when a fucking steak knife gets too close to them. Am I in the wrong for getting scared because of it? And she wonders why I don't feel safe around her.