fivesaucebxtch

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I had this fucking hilarious idea pop in my head earlier, Charles, Max, Lewis, Lando, George and Pierre, singing I want it that way, an F1 boyband and fully suited and doing the full routine. I was absolutely pissing myself walking to work with this in my head as I listened to the song.
          	
          	I tell my sister I won’t rest until my vision comes to life.
          	
          	Four hours later she’s sending me a link to a TikTok she asked her friend to make. 5 drivers; a new F1 boyband to I want it that way
          	
          	Life complete. I’m dying 
          	
          	

fivesaucebxtch

this message may be offensive
I had this fucking hilarious idea pop in my head earlier, Charles, Max, Lewis, Lando, George and Pierre, singing I want it that way, an F1 boyband and fully suited and doing the full routine. I was absolutely pissing myself walking to work with this in my head as I listened to the song.
          
          I tell my sister I won’t rest until my vision comes to life.
          
          Four hours later she’s sending me a link to a TikTok she asked her friend to make. 5 drivers; a new F1 boyband to I want it that way
          
          Life complete. I’m dying 
          
          

fivesaucebxtch

As if someone posted a message on my board this morning all like “stop telling me about your story, I don’t care” 
          
          Now your kind post disappeared before I could reply, so Victoria or whatever your name was….
          
          I don’t tell or “announce” it, so the only way you’d be “told” about it, is if it’s in your library when I post a chapter hon, so remove it and ta-da!! No more notifications.
          
          And why add it if you’re just gonna bitch when I update??? 

fivesaucebxtch

I’m sorry, but I’ve managed to find time to fully edit three completed books this week? 
          
          Who is this non procrastinating woman?
          
          Quite like this version, touch wood she’ll hang around 

fivesaucebxtch

Edit again to say she edited all her books, but instead of finishing the four she has; she started two new ones ‍♀️‍♀️ buuuut, we moveeee soooo
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fivesaucebxtch

Edit to say she didn’t, it took her four months to continue editing and she’s finished four more this week
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AmyNorris_

Update your stories dickhead
          
          Yes I’m talking to you 
          
          Knobheaddddddd
          
          Why am I talking to myself 

fivesaucebxtch

Read my books you cuûnt 
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fivesaucebxtch

Why am I talking to myself 
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fivesaucebxtch

I get married in 22 days wtf

fivesaucebxtch

Aw thank you, yes I got married Saturday 21st :) x
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NataliaTheWeirdo

i cant do math to see if its been 22 days but congratulations!?! (Im pretty sure it has dont mind me)
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