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so like, 3x22 got me fucked up
Firstly is nobody gonna talk about how penlopenis BOUGHT betty like actually bought her.
secondly, we all knew chic was the gargoyle king, it was the only reasonable answer
when veronica drank the cup with 'rapid-acting poison' in it so betty wouldn't die i knew that beronica was eNdGAMe
also, CHARLES IS HWAT LIKE BITCH, THE COOPER/ JONES FAMILY IS A FAMILY OF HOT PEOPLE except hal and polly they can go die in a hole
BUT ANYWAY , ALICE WAS WORKING UNDER COVER, I DONT BELIEVE THAT. SHE LITERALLY -TOOK BETTYS MONEY -MARRIED A CLUT LEADER -BROKE HER DAUGHTERS HEART LIKE THATS NOT HOW THINGS WORK IN RIVERDALE CHARLES YOU FUCKING WHORE