im this thing called a clown.
fuck u.
:)
okay so like, hi. my name's sam. topping bottoms since 1986, like the birds. i still dont understand why i cant just put the sofia the first theme here and walk away. fuck it. 

I WAS A GIRL IN THE VILLAGE DOING ALRIGHT, THEN I BECAME A PRINCESS OVERNIGHT, NOW I GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT RIGHT. SO MUCH TO LEARN AND SEE. UP IN THE CASTLE WITH MY NEW FAMILY, IN A SCHOOL THATS JUST FOR ROYALTY, A WHOLE ENCHANTING WORLD IS WAITING FOR MEEE. I'M SO EXCITED TO BE SOFIA THE FIRST. I'M FINDING OUT WHAT BEING ROYALS ALL ABOUT. MAKING MY WAY, IT'S AN ADVENTURE EVERYDAY SOFIA THE FIRST. ITS GONNA BE MY TIME, TO SHOW THEM ALL THAT I'M SOFIA THE FIRST.

instead of putting shit i like here, im putting shit i dont like.
my friend elena.
my friend josh, he's a shithead. 
people who act like booty holes. 
homophobes.
people who use 'uwu, :3, ;-:, etc.'
the color orange.
daytime.
thanos.
orcs.
count dooku.
fuckin droids. roger roger bitch.
people who dont like clone wars.
emo knock off siths *cough* kylo *cough*
tampons.
my period.
people who say period, and thats on exclamation point.
be more chill.
people who only know hamilton, heathers, and deh.
people who dont like newsies.
people who dont like phantom of the opera.
people who dont like game of thrones.
people who dont like avengers.
people who dont like revenge of the sith.
people who dont like ahsoka.
people who dont like anakin.
people who dont like fives. (do people like that exist? if they do i hate them)
people who like roleplaying as padme.
vsco girls, fuck the turtles, its their fault for eating the damn straws, not my chickfila.
people who dont act like april ludgate.
people who dont act like ron swanson.
people who act like leslie knope.
people who dont act like donna meagle.
shit im running out of room. 
i've gotten my point across. i hate a lot of things.