Born in the spring of 2002 in California, I have taken to writing like a babe to mothers teat, and am in the process of completing my first novella. 

Things I like:
anything with dakota fanny
the city of pripyet 
kicking pigeons
licking service people
brooklyn 9/11 (my fav character is boyle)
rebel wilsons naked form
orange is the new orange
WWWWE (supertarts AND nxt)
brexit
cheese potato fries (NOT wednges)
The airforce

Things that DISPLEASE me
Beef
The colour RED (all shades and contexts)
Most soaps (it's safer to just not)
The samsung s12 (It hasnt come out yet but I KNOW im gonna hate it)
My mahogny door that i TOLD my mum to get painted burnt selene and she didnt and I got a splinter (I was 11 so I had weak skins)
The XX
Season 2 of Gossip GIrl
The army, navy, marines