dad

are u still alive 

doing a younow late tomorrow afternoon!! (so in about 18 hours!!!) what's good kids

I think its your birthday, and if it is I believe a congratulatory happy birthday is in order, you are an amazing writer. Hope you have a good day. 

Jesus heck um hi. Just so you know,  you're actually hilarious and your account has blessed me k thx.

request oneshots pls (can be nsfw)

PSA: you're literally the best

dad's back

Jesus christ the names for  your reading lists are beautiful xD

Yes I love your picture!

Happy late b-day blurgerplants, (i was busy and didnt get time to tell u)