Twig the edgelord

Hi everyone!

Hi

Imagine being gay. I am imagining. 

Aaaaaaah

Me braims think that dog are funnt

Bro, I have have like four full limbs…. I still can’t believe this… where did they come from?

You deserve way more followers

I’ve come to make an announcement:
          
          @edgyteen5 is a bitch ass mother fucker! He pissed on my fucking life! That’s right he took his quilly dick out and pissed on my fucking life and he said his dick was this big and I said “that’s disgusting”. So I’m a call out post on Wattpad.com: @edgyteen5 , you got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller and here’s what my dick looks like! That’s right! No quills, all point, no pillows. Look at that! It looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my life, so guess what? I’m fucking the earth! But I’m not going to piss on the earth I’m going to ho higher! IM PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOJ LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth! Now get the fuck out of my sight, before I piss on you too! 

Hello everyone!! We have a new friend joining my hellhole of a Wattpad! Everyone say hi to @Areatreahart

Hello everyone, my dear (loser) friend has found my Wattpad account. Everyone say hi to @egdyteen5.