WIND IT UP

*wind it up motion*

BUTTER YOUR OWN BISCUIT FATASS

*butters own biscuit*

SHOVE IT UP YO AHHH

*contemplates & rings up John pork*


No No you cannot triple stack double gulp gulp cups double gulp fuck me


John Pork is calling... 

John pork: hey man! what's up!

Me: oh nothing man! just calling to 
just calling to
just calling to


Pretend I jump scared you




POV: that feeling when chiplote  #ijustrokeup


I hate when performative mfs drink matcha & listen to Lana del Rey but I'm GENUINELY about ts 😭✌️

just calling to




Guys I'm 19 trust but atleast I don't look like that Owen Stubble fella. Dude has it rough 


BREAKING MICAH PARSONS REQUESTS A TRADE OUT OF DALLAS WOW BLOCKBUSTER MOVE

Lee Harvey Oswald 



I just watched the notebook whilst taking a hot bubble bath I feel quite feminine


ADRIAN
explain our friend group 
we are
Ohio Ohio Ohio 



Yall ever reading feminist literature and ur dog just eats ur homework on some Itsy Bitsy spider type shi?



The salary for a secretary at the Pentagon, or more accurately, a Pentagon staff assistant is:

yr 1: $34,000
yr 3: $49,000
yr 8: $60,000