Well..hello there. I'm Sam! 

uh..I'm a weirdo. Just like..the most weirdest person you'll ever meet, so prepare for that. if you're ready for the weirdness to begin. 

Um..well I watch YouTube 24/7..mostly Dan and Phil and Jack and..Pewds you could say. I like..well love Harry Potter. That's mostly that...

punk4eva: it's just so nice knowing youre real
punk4eva: and that youre still around, even though you know the real me

I'M A TOTAL TRASH MAMMAL!

In this wacky thing I call my brain

we've all got both light and dark inside us.
what matters is the part we choose to act on. 

mistakes aren't always regrets.

My mouth tastes like broken dreams.

I was fixin' to say something like that, but you said it better. 

The fandom song (sing to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star)
welcome to the fandom world
filled with lots of boys and girls
watch out when the feels attack
authors stab in you in the back
welcome to the fandom world 
fanboys watch out for fangirls

Well I'm gonna go there cuz I'm a stupid bitch in a horror movie.

Understand the palm of my hand, bitch.

Sleepover! Can we order pizza?

Go suck an egg!

Fuck nuggets. 

Geez, you look like hell.

I'm such an idiot! I'm so dumb...

You JERKS!

You couldn't buy a moldy loaf of bread with your skanky ass.

There's more to this guy than just bein' a lean, mean, luggage lifting machine. 

Alright. I'm bad! I'm a badass!