Roses are red,
violets are blue.
This bio sucks,
but Lou's got a cute hiney-woo.

The name's Charlee. 

Are you a banker because I want you to leave me a loan.
That awkward moment when you walk through a metal detector and your abs of steel set it off.
The only club I get down at is club penguin.
Why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me.
I'm mentally dating a celebrity who doesn't know I exist. 
The numbers of followers you have does not make you better, because hitler had millions and jesus had 12. 
super.cali.swagilistic.sexy.hella.dopen e s s

Okay, I'm done.