SpoopyShoopie

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every christmas i'm a very good boi
          i put out milk and cookies for this guy 2 enjoy
          but santa never brings the right toy
          i felt like giving up on all this holiday joy
          but if u've seen 'the santa clause' u know
          u bcome santa if u put on santa's coat (oh)
          u can kill him, leave him dead up in the snow
          the elves don't even care abt u murdering their bro
          & so 
          
          this christmas gon' b special 2 me
          i ain't gonna ask for a car w/ a key
          i ain't gonna write to santa asking him, "please!"
          'cause what i want 4 christmas can't fit under the tree
          
          i wanna b santa claus 
          so i'm gonna kill santa claus
          when i hear those reindeer paws 
          i'm gonna break the law
          this christmas, don't got a wish list, i got a hit list
          & @ the top of it is old saint nicholas
          nothing against him, it's just business
          i ain't the grinch but i'm gonna steal christmas
          
          
          
          i made a list and checked it twice
          4 all the fucks i give about ending santa's life
          & i found none
          i'll travel at the speed of light
          if i'm santa now does that mean that i sleep w/ santa's wife?
          cuz i'm down, son  
          fire in my fireplace
          not talking 'bout this flying ship when i say imma slay 
          he gon' die, son
          imma wake up christmas day
          w/ all the dopest presents that i forced the elves 2 make
          they're my prisoners 
          
          i'll never understand y this is
          the way that they decide who the next santa claus is
          how do people not believe that santa exists
          in this world, aren't adults concerned abt all these gifts they didn't buy?
          
          i wanna b santa claus
          so i'm gonna kill santa claus
          when i hear those reindeer paws
          i'm gonna break the law
          this christmas, don't got a wish list, i got a hit list
          & @ the top of it is old saint nicholas
          nothing against him, it's just business
          i ain't the grinch but i'm gonna steal christmas