NO STOP WHY ARE YOU HERE
*cough cough*
um so please dont sue me oliver, but I kind of published machete on wattpad! please don't tell your mom I cant rewrite the story now!!!!! its too late!!!
DONT SUE ME EITHER ANYONE ELSE IN MACHETE PLEASE SUING PEOPLE ISNT NICE AND IS IN FACT VERY MEAN AND CAN POSSIBLY BANKRUPT ME IF YOU ALL DO SO!!!
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The Chronicles of Machete
Machete, a quarter weasel, sixteenth human, three sixteenth tiger, three eighths ladybug, one eighth tiger cr...