Hello simpletons. I've got a puzzle for you all.  Or maybe its a riddle? Oh I got loads of things for each and everyone of you. But, can your tiny brains even formulate a solution for any of it?

I don't do read for reads or anything like it. If I think your story is interesting, I will read it if I feel like it. If I like your story then I will vote. And I will only comment if I actually have something worth it to me to say. Or I'm friends with you and I just like making stupid comments. Ask ScaryScarecrows. They know this all to well.