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Random quote from an upcoming fic to keep y'all hooked: "unless the scarf of sexuality has a cousin that's the 'gender suspenders'" lmk if y'all wanna see the gender suspendersView all Conversations
Stories by Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
- 27 Published Stories
![the funniest shit I've ever written by ghostedKilljoy](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/380302091-288-k4cbb52.jpg)
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a compilation of the funniest fanfics and short stories I've ever written
![original works by ghostedKilljoy](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/357491233-288-k0a5aac.jpg)
![more tomtord because Wattpad is misbehaving by ghostedKilljoy](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/346002757-288-k596621.jpg)
more tomtord because Wattpad is mi...
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the sequel to "just a fuckton of tomtord shit" because for whatever reason Wattpad won't let me upd...