Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Draco: if you're not dating for marriage you're dating for heartbreak 
          Pansy: I'm dating to get my pussy licked 
          Draco; isn't your girlfriend asexual?

My protector has mutated into its own independent story
          I just published "the inciting incident " of my story "my protector ". https://www.wattpad.com/1583505908?utm_source=android&utm_medium=profile&utm_content=share_published&wp_page=create_on_publish&wp_uname=ghostedKilljoy

I'm bouncing between 5 different meet the parents stories for Drarry into the omegaverse and I think they're just gonna be short because I have no idea what else to add and I wanna upload them at the same time

Someone added Drarry into the omegaverse to "didn't like" and it hurts way more than it should 

I genuinely can't decide if Ron:
          A) knows about drarry long before they ever became official because Harry's always taking about Draco in his sleep. And he's the biggest drarry shipper because he knows how much Harry loves Draco and how long he's loved him for
          Or:
          B) was completely oblivious like usual and cannot mentally comprehend their relationship. Constantly sputtering "but it's malfoy" whenever Harry starts swooning over Draco, and taking forever to forgive Draco for how he treated Hermione 

I'm going to read "Drarry into the Omegaverse"

Random quote from an upcoming fic to keep y'all hooked: "unless the scarf of sexuality has a cousin that's the 'gender suspenders'" lmk if y'all wanna see the gender suspenders

AHHHH I DONT KNOW IF YOURE STILL ACTIVE BUT A SNOWBAZ FAN WHO'S ALSO IN NIGHTVALE???
          *immediately follows*

Okay so I have like 157463728 drarry stories started and at various levels of incompletion butttt I'm probably not gonna upload for a bit because I need to work on making up stuff for school that I missed because I was in the hospital

Alright so I kinda died for a bit but I'm gonna be renovating my stories so I'm probably gonna trash a bunch of things but yee