ur wife

my teeth hurt

Happy Valentine’s Day y’all. Spent it reading fanfic and eating chocolate. 

Just read a weird fic where the guy had a like 10 inch schlong. Never going to recover from that.

how the FUCK am i supposed to go from 7 months of staying home and having fun back to HIGH SCHOOL. 
          
          
          
          no thank you sir NAH

Bruh need the link to snarry where Snape bottomed

I love your furby, I’m making a long one myself

Forb

Cube cult is good. Cube cult is god. 

[sad noises]