Nothing about this account has anything to do with gold or balloons. At least, not at this point in time. Who knows? :)

I can blame most of my morbid writing tendencies on Lemony Snicket, The Mysterious Benedict Society, Buzzfeed Unsolved, a love for fairy tales and their implications, mythical creatures and their equally disturbing implications, and an overactive imagination that I've just given up on controlling at this point. I guess you could shove Jojo's Bizarre Adventure into the mix as well, if you really want to get technical, but that's only a more recent addition to the mess, and more of a chaotic sprinkle. 

If you ever end up reading any of my stories and liking it, please let me know! I hope you enjoy. :)