gottadecapitateme

Im whats called spooktacular

Guys i was listening to the ultimate pining keith playlist on 8tracks and the first song's from camp rock. 
          
          10/10 content

In public speaking i have to do a speech about my "bucket list" and i have to "dress up" because my "life/future is worth it". 

My sister just said that Spiderman was literally Antman when I asked why she didnt like Spiderman. When I asked her to elaborate she told me, "They both climb up walls."
          
          Can you not. 

I haven't even watched Stranger Things yet but I already know that I'd protect Millie Bobby Brown with my life. 

I think the best part of high school is that theres actually wifi in the cafeteria

Guys help my dad confused Supernatural with American Horror Story. 

@completelypearshaped called me a dingus again. 

Petition to rename BC (Before Christ) to BS (Before Shrek). 

@completelypearshaped just called me a dingus.