In case if you're wondering, I don't swear or write about bad topics. My "books" (I don't know what to call them) may be clean but they still suck. Please don't read unless you don't have anything better to do. In case if you're going to read them anyway, I apologise in advance. I am not an ambitious author, nor do I plan to be. Also, when I write, I sometimes sound as if I'm some old lady who actually cares about grammatical thingees. I can also sound like a babbling teenager who is too lazy to write in a journal. I can also get really off topic and start talking (excuse me, WRITING) about football or ballet when the subject is actually about some pretty obnoxious singing hedgehogs. Anyway, enjoy the stories or books or fictitious ramblings that you shouldn't be reading in the first place.