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Stories by gremlinteeth
Honour Amongst Thieves
"So, a girl treated you like a genuine human being and you went and decided you were in love with her? G...
Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floati...
The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and othe...
The Trapeze Swinger
"Him. 2D. I could see him even now, his goofy grin while holding the water gun like a hunting rifle, lin...