I am the Bread God.  I exist. I am snazzy, and i am groovy.  Yet i still exist. I exist for the eyes that light up every time they see a fresh loaf of bread. I exist for  the grandmother to enjoy bonding over bread with the grand children. I exist, too bread. I am BreadGod, and I steal your soul to infuse bread kind with it. And you will compromise with my commands.