isabel

im back bitches :] wattpad, snap, insta, twitter, all of it :]

hey...yall
          i kinda deleted snapchat and instagram and tiktok and all that
          so now the only thing I answer on will be Twitter (@bonkcentre) and Wattpad <3

Heyy, I just wanted to say you seem like such a cool person lol. I love your whole profile, not to mention the fact that you listen to my music lmaoo. I followed you on insta too just to let you know but your account is private so not sure if you'll accept 

GUYS PLZ GO CHECK OUT @gr3y_moore THEY ARE AN AMAZING WRITER!!

IM GOING TO CRY OMFG THE AUTHOR OF MY FAVORITE BOOK JUST FOLLOWED ME. I ABSOLITELY LOVR YOU SM OMFG

God must be depressed. Either that or he’s really fucking horny. I mean, why the hell does it rain so much? When I said I wanted to be daddy’s cum dumpster, I didn’t mean Our Father who art in Heaven. 
          
          Either way, I’m stuck in the fucking parking lot of a Wendy’s in Newark with $20 cash and $15 on my debit card, absolutely no recollection of the past 24 hours, bruises on my left thighs, and getting soaked by Gods Holy Semen.  Don’t ask me where my parents are, they said they were leaving for Zürich…two years ago. I don’t know anyone in this town, and i don’t have a decently-charged phone to text or call anyone. If only a nice milf were around to rescue me. 
          
          
          -the beginning to the hit series of “this is the land of fuck you, its located right here on the map”
          (Also this is not a true story don’t worry)

i hate myself for writing "a cold night in berlin"

a good night to all except those who have tried to throw me in their pool after filming a video about a frat boy dying.

My dad makes the best damn pizza I stg
          
          Literally 
          the crust is soft (good for braces) and it’s a sweeter dough 
          it’s perfectly flavored and the sauce has juuuust the perfect amount of spices 
          
          
          Anyway thank you for listening
          Also if you’d like to have some you can come over sometime 

Currently sitting on the swings at a playground while writing smut, listing to UGH! by the 1975, and occasionally glancing up to see a child running around with a kite. Uh..