If the 7 deadly sins were real
Ban: bye Elaine, hello new gf
Meliodas: I saw her first
Elizabeth: hey what about me
Meliodas: ban you can have her, I got this girl
King: are you royalty?
Hawk: are you good at cooking? If so I would love your scraps!
Dianne: a new freind! Stay away from meliodas, bitch.
Gowther: hi! I’m doing tests on love, and I can tell your a nice person who has a dark side and used to lie all the time!
The sin of pride (it’s been a while): she looks strong, but not as strong as me!!
Merlin: know any magic? If so I can teach you!
Me: .... y’all rock!!! I can’t believe I’m meeting you in rl! *i wake up* goddammit.