everything's slash fanfiction and nothing hurts.



don't be fooled by the lack of talent nor the writing skills... I'm secretly a dragon trainer, a skilled witch, a zombie motherflippin' killer, a genius detective, an adventurous timelady, a sparkling vampire, an assbutt demon hunter, an elegant cannibal, a nice looking elve, a powerful mutant and most importantly a sassy lil bitch that will turn your normal, dull, boring life into a hell or into a nice place full of kitties and beautiful things.



i'm probably on tumblr but don't cry, i'll be back to write a shitty fic 'bout sherlock.



i try to speak English but I think and create my mischievous plans in Spanish bc that's what hispanic people DO!!!