I'm your dad



"That other guy with like 20 piercings who looks like a vaguely pikachu shaped blob." - @Blitzensbest





I'm unapologetically and poetically homo. 





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Proud father of 147 children



It has come to my attention that CERTAIN blondes have been making crass jokes about the number of children that I have, and the means with which I gained them all. I'll have you know, Chase, that they are all adopted thank you very much.