Kgomolemo (Yes, that's my name. No, don't you dare butcher it). She's pretty, semi-smart and has the world at her feet. She also has a boyfriend. 

Int: Alright, folks, today we have the pleasure of interviewing Kgomolemo Legodi, the latest sensation in the literary world. Now, Kgomolemo, can you tell us what inspired you to write your latest novel? 

K: Well, you see, I was chilling reading a book, dodging homework, when suddenly inspiration hit me like a ton of bricks. And I thought, I could write a book and I did just that. 

Int: Ah, yes, because clearly, imaginary worlds pay the bills. Speaking of bills, do you plan on getting a real job anytime soon, or are you sticking to this whole "author" thing? 

K: (rolls eyes) It's not an "author" thing, writing is a legitimate career! I don't particularly see how talking to people who are more successful than you is a good career but to each their own. 

Int: Right, because clearly, fame and fortune are just knocking at your door. Now, moving on to your writing process, do you even have one, or do you just wing it like you do with everything else? 

K: Ouch, hitting below the belt, huh? Bu, I'll have you know that every great artist has their own unique process, okay? Mine just happens to involve a lot of procrastination and caffeine. Unlike your scripted stuff. 

Int: Well, I suppose that explains why your books are so full of energy...or is it just a caffeine-induced delirium? Anyway, folks, let's wrap this up before we both lose our sanity. Kgomolemo, thanks for joining us, and good luck with your...uh, writing career. 

K: You asked me three questions, I paid you for an hour + twenty minutes set up. 

Int: Yeah, well bite me. 

K: I so will if you don't finish this interview. 

Int: You're crazy woman. 

K: Oh I'll show you crazy, you'll come back begging for an interview, you'll see, you'll all see! 

Int: Yeah, and maybe one day pigs will fly. 

Cameraman: uh guys...camera's been rolling, we're live.