Hey guys! I'm an awfully boring 14 year old girl... BUT,  according to most adults, I have a fantastic music taste. I have read a very large amount of books except for train spotting. I do not know how anyone could understand what's going on... ? What's happening?? Why is it spelled like that?? Don't get me wrong, It seems like a really cool book, I just can't read it  very well at this stage on life... I mean here, just try to read this I bet it'll take you a bit

 [[WARNING == There are swears in the following paragraph]]

" Thing is though, Spud, whin yir intae skag, that's it. That's aw yuv goat tae worry aboot. Ken Billy, ma brar, likes? He's jist signed up tae go back intae the fuckin army. He's gaun tae fucking Belfast, the stupid cunt. Ah always knew that the fucker wis tapped. Fuckin imperialist lackey. Ken whit the daft cunt turned roond n sais tae us? He goes: Ah cannae fuckin stick civvy street. Bein in the army, it's like being a junky. The only difference is thit ye dinnae git shot at sae often bein a junky. Besides, it's usually you that does the shootin."  ~ Trainspotting


You say Edward Cullen, I say Harry Potter
You say red and black, I say bronze and blue
You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione
You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black
You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters
You say, "Go to Hell." I say, "Go kiss a Dementor."
You say football, I say Quidditch
You say "Twilight is better than Harry Potter." I say "You must not tell lies."
You say depression, I say, "The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate."
You say school, I say Hogwarts
You say, "I'm going to kill you!" I yell, "Avada Kedavra
You say life, I say Harry Potter
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