Things that are bad for you:

Drugs.
Smoking.
Alcohol.
Engineering.
Magic rings.
Questing after shiny jewels and killing whoever stands in your way.
Raiding without potions.
Trying to claim the Iron Throne.
Supporting Trump.
Playing Getting Over It.

That's all I have to say.
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Good food, warm hearth, and lots and lots of songs.https://www.wattpad.com/story/106681654
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Nursery Rhymes for Elflings by highkingofthenoldor
Nursery Rhymes for Elflings
Some of it was written by @Ariador, and others by Neil. This is a collection of LotR-inspired nursery rhymes...
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