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Yall, I was eating dinner and my mom suddenly went: “DONT EAT THE CHICKEN- it’s not cooked all the way” I already swallowed some chicken. 

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Yall, I was eating dinner and my mom suddenly went: “DONT EAT THE CHICKEN- it’s not cooked all the way” I already swallowed some chicken. 

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It’s my amazing mamas birthday yall!!! 

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I sprained my foot 

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@hiilikewomenlol11 I got a Axe to the foot and I healed in 2 weeks, so I'm genuinely hoping you heal fast
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May you heal faster then me
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Yall- a day ago I was going to school, and there was this REALLY pretty girl holding the door open- and usually I’m too scared to say anything but I actually managed to get to the  courage to tell her that she’s pretty- and she said I’m pretty too!!! It’s the best feeling when a pretty girl calls you pretty

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Y’all- so I sleep talk sometimes and my sister tells me what I said once I wake up- and apparently this morning she heard me say ‘Kys’ in my sleep 

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@hiilikewomenlol11 she woke me up by laughing. She wasn't even mad. she i swore since I was ten at the time 
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@hiilikewomenlol11 I accidentally screamed at the top of my lungs. "I'm the motherf****** God of cats"
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It’s my birthday!!! \(^o^)/

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Yall I was just scrolling through ao3 and saw this fic where one of the tags was “alternate universe: slavery” like 
          
          WHAT 

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@ultimatewetback my exact reaction when I saw it 
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Yall my sister got accepted into college!!!