hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther broski amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but if you don't follow me right this instant im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do you want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep up this refusal well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

...sorry