If you dislike something I say or do in one of my stories then you can take your filthy disrespect for skilled story writing and shove it up your ass hole.

I'm on drugs. It helps me think of ideas for my books. I ship things all the fuckin' time. I love to ship things. I ship Squidward and Squilliam. See? It's easy. I ship shit left and right. Jesus and Obi-Wan Kenobi, for one. Corey Taylor and Jonathan Davis. Thor and his own cardboard cutout.  Fuck yeah, that's good. JonTron and Phil Swift. Now that's a lotta damage. Goofy and Mickey. John Watson and my fucking cat or some shit. Ron Weasley and Susan B. Anthony. I ship it. This shit's way to easy. Btw, do you my punctuation? I'm on lots drugs. Pop em' or snort em, it doesn't matter. Harry Potter and Dobby. Squidward and Squilliam. Dr. Phil and PewDiePie. Legolas Greenleaf and Mr. Krabs. I ship it. I ship it. I ship it. You say it and I will throw myself off of this goddamn cliff here to ship it. If you disrespect my ships I will break you into pieces and shit on your face.

Please read my stuff, I'm desperate. I want friends. This is a call to help. Please.