》𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧, 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞. 𝐈𝐈𝐈 - 𝟕; "𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐟 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤, 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫!; 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡; 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐰!"《
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