Shalom.
Trying to get to know me? The short description below - unfortunately - sums it up nicely.
I LOVE:
personal questions, hoarding music boxes, peppermint and chocolate in unison,
mixing sodas, giant pencils that you never really use but buy anyway as souveniers... I hate needles, Snow White, proofreading, the figurative dark side of pandas, those friendly people at carnivals that lie and say getting the ball in the cup is easy (seriously)...
My philosophy is toblerone chocolate, and I like to write down good words or phrases I hear in the hallway. My favorite line right now is"I was born so I wanted to buy things," and I'm currently obsessed with the word "nefarious," but this will change.
Ask me anything, here's my ask.fm!
ask.fm/SophiephieHyman
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^^^Stole this from someone
Comment on my words if you'd like. I'll read it.
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." ~Robert McCloskey
(Usually, I'm saying screw off.)
"I will face G-d, and walk backwards into Hell."
~Dril
I really love cookies, they make me happy.
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- JoinedFebruary 27, 2011
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