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soad is my hyperfixation as well!! it has been for almost 7 years
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soad is my hyperfixation as well!! it has been for almost 7 years
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‼️ATTENTION‼️ ALL HALLOWEEN HOES ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS GET FISTED BY A SKELETON SHOVE✊ CANDY CORN IN YOURPUSSY AND DONT♂️ FORGET TO SUCK SOME DRACULA DICK SO PUT YOUR COSTUMES AND GO DOOR TO DOOR BEGGING FOR THAT GOOD GOOD SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY SLUTS TO SHOW THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME CHOCOLATE COVERED DICK
BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL ITS COCKTOBER AND IF YOU ARE GETTING THIS IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN HOE every year in Cocktober the jack o slut comes to life coming to harvest his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH✨ BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK⚰ If you don’t send this to 1⃣0⃣other thots you will get NO DICK this COCKTOBER
Thirsty, thirsty Thursday Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo Thirsty, thirsty Thursday I'm up and I raise my cup, singing everything is gold Crew neck and a white blank check I'll be moving on my own (yo-de-lay-hee-hoo) I walked on sippin' on that love It's another bumpy road But I'm up and I raise my cup and I wanna take her home (yo-de-lay-hee-hoo) I run my mouth Don't got a lot to say Girl on fire Could burn my heart away We are young But we can make it rain It's thirsty, thirsty Thursday Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo Thirsty, thirsty Thursday Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo Thirsty, thirsty Thursday I'm up and I raise my cup, see 'em bouncin' on the floor Perfume in a hotel room We go bouncin' back for more (yo-de-lay-hee-hoo) One us sippin' on that fun It's a feeling we adore But I'm up and I raise my cup and I wanna take her home (yo-de-lay-hee-hoo) I run my mouth Don't got a lot to say Girl on fire Could burn my heart away We are young But we can make it rain It's thirsty, thirsty Thursday Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo Thirsty, thirsty Thursday (hey) Yo-yo-yo-ayy-hee-yo-yo-yo-ayy-hee-hee-hoo Yo-yo-yo-ayy-hee-yo-yo-yo-ayy-hee (thirsty) Oh-oh-oh-oh-ayy-ayy-ayy-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-de-lay-hee-hoo Thirsty, thirsty Thursday It's thirsty, thirsty Thursday (Thirsty, thirsty Thursday) Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo Thirsty, thirsty Thursday Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo (We're so thirsty) Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo (Can't no one stop me) Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo (Keep on bouncin') Thirsty, thirsty Thursday
BAW BAW BAW
I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
People are dying The fault is our own You can do lots of damage When you're on your phone We all have to agree To change it somehow Let's all make a pledge To end it right now Put it down Don't be on your phone While being president Put it down Might do something dumb And cause an accident Let's all agree, here today That if we're ever leader of the USA We'll put it down If at any point today, you're being a president, put down your mobile device Put it down If I'm on the phone, I will not get behind the desk of an oval office Put it down I'll take the pledge I'll take the pledge And I'll take the pledge No one cares What's that? I was just elected president? Well, then, goodbye Put it down If you're president today If you find yourself being president today Ah ah ah ah ah ah Hey, Brian, look! I was just elected president That's great, Nancy, now put down your phone Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Put it down Give a standing ovation For suicide in our nation Or I will rip my own guts out Without one hesitation Dedication, that's what it's taking To waken people to care And yet my future's so hazy My girlfriend's making me crazy But still I'm working so hard You know, just trying to hold on Because I know you don't miss me so much If I was gone And all the voices start solo But everyday I hear them grow Saying, "Eric, don't do it, don't do it noooo" No... no.... Put it down Don't be on your phone While being president Put it down Might do something dumb And cause an accident Let's all agree, here today That if we're ever leader of the USA We'll put it down Put it down.. I'm not gonna do it, guys. It worked. I'm not gonna do it
Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.George moved in with Dream and Sapnap right after their first meetup. They have been living together for a year already and things have changed A LOT. A polyamorus relationship? How unexpected but not at the same time. George rubbed his huge pregnant belly. His contractions were getting worse, it may be time for the baby to come out. Dream, Sapnap and George were all streaming together when suddenly a huge gush of water came out of George's ass. "Um, Dream...dms please" George asked trying not to look suspicious in front of the viewers. Dream: What's up? George: I think my water broke, can we end stream? Dream: Of course, I'll tell Sapnap "Hey chat, we need to end stream early, something came up. Very sorry for the inconvenience, I promise to stream as soon as possible" Sapnap said to chat as quickly as possible before ending stream. Dream and Sapnap hurried George into the car and sped to the hospital. After 5 minutes they finally got to the hospital. Dream and Sapnap ran into the hospital carrying George who was whimpering in pain from contractions. "Is everything ok?" The receptionist asked them. "Our boyfriend is going to give birth!" Sapnap screamed worriedly. A doctor came out and hurried George into a hospital bed. George was panting and sobbing already from the pain of the contractions. The doctors hooked him up to an IV and sat him into a pushing position, not before administering a shot to help with pain. They ordered him to push and breathe doing one after another. Dream and Sapnap held both of his hands for comfort while he painfully pushed out the baby. Finally after about 6 hours, Dreamnapfound was born. Dream and Sapnap stood at each of George's sides while he cradled their baby and breastfed it. What a happy family.
the litle tiepnsy! so adornale and cutest tootsit awww like and double tap so it can the to live the cute happy kdb
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