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BAW BAW BAW

Kuru_Clown

‼️ATTENTION‼️ ALL HALLOWEEN HOES ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS GET FISTED BY A SKELETON SHOVE✊ CANDY CORN IN YOURPUSSY AND DONT‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK SOME DRACULA DICK SO PUT  YOUR COSTUMES AND GO DOOR TO DOOR BEGGING FOR THAT GOOD GOOD SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY SLUTS TO SHOW THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME CHOCOLATE COVERED DICK

Kuru_Clown

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL ITS COCKTOBER  AND IF YOU ARE GETTING THIS IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN  HOE every year in Cocktober the jack o slut comes to life coming to harvest  his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK  IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH✨ BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK⚰ If you don’t send this to 1⃣0⃣other thots you will get NO DICK  this COCKTOBER

Kuru_Clown

Thirsty, thirsty Thursday
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
          Thirsty, thirsty Thursday
          I'm up and I raise my cup, singing everything is gold
          Crew neck and a white blank check
          I'll be moving on my own (yo-de-lay-hee-hoo)
          I walked on sippin' on that love
          It's another bumpy road
          But I'm up and I raise my cup and I wanna take her home (yo-de-lay-hee-hoo)
          I run my mouth
          Don't got a lot to say
          Girl on fire
          Could burn my heart away
          We are young
          But we can make it rain
          It's thirsty, thirsty Thursday
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
          Thirsty, thirsty Thursday
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
          Thirsty, thirsty Thursday
          I'm up and I raise my cup, see 'em bouncin' on the floor
          Perfume in a hotel room
          We go bouncin' back for more (yo-de-lay-hee-hoo)
          One us sippin' on that fun
          It's a feeling we adore
          But I'm up and I raise my cup and I wanna take her home (yo-de-lay-hee-hoo)
          I run my mouth
          Don't got a lot to say
          Girl on fire
          Could burn my heart away
          We are young
          But we can make it rain
          It's thirsty, thirsty Thursday
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
          Thirsty, thirsty Thursday (hey)
          Yo-yo-yo-ayy-hee-yo-yo-yo-ayy-hee-hee-hoo
          Yo-yo-yo-ayy-hee-yo-yo-yo-ayy-hee (thirsty)
          Oh-oh-oh-oh-ayy-ayy-ayy-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-de-lay-hee-hoo
          Thirsty, thirsty Thursday
          It's thirsty, thirsty Thursday (Thirsty, thirsty Thursday)
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
          Thirsty, thirsty Thursday
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo (We're so thirsty)
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo (Can't no one stop me)
          Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo (Keep on bouncin')
          Thirsty, thirsty Thursday

Kuru_Clown

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I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Kuru_Clown

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People are dying
          The fault is our own
          You can do lots of damage
          When you're on your phone
          We all have to agree
          To change it somehow
          Let's all make a pledge
          To end it right now
          Put it down
          Don't be on your phone
          While being president
          Put it down
          Might do something dumb
          And cause an accident
          Let's all agree, here today
          That if we're ever leader of the USA
          We'll put it down
          If at any point today, you're being a president, put down your mobile device
          Put it down
          If I'm on the phone, I will not get behind the desk of an oval office
          Put it down
          I'll take the pledge
          I'll take the pledge
          And I'll take the pledge
          No one cares
          What's that? I was just elected president? Well, then, goodbye
          Put it down
          If you're president today
          If you find yourself being president today
          Ah ah ah ah ah ah
          Hey, Brian, look! I was just elected president
          That's great, Nancy, now put down your phone
          Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
          Put it down
          Give a standing ovation
          For suicide in our nation
          Or I will rip my own guts out
          Without one hesitation
          Dedication, that's what it's taking
          To waken people to care
          And yet my future's so hazy
          My girlfriend's making me crazy
          But still I'm working so hard
          You know, just trying to hold on
          Because I know you don't miss me so much
          If I was gone
          And all the voices start solo
          But everyday I hear them grow
          Saying, "Eric, don't do it, don't do it noooo"
          No... no....
          Put it down
          Don't be on your phone
          While being president
          Put it down
          Might do something dumb
          And cause an accident
          Let's all agree, here today
          That if we're ever leader of the USA
          We'll put it down
          Put it down..
          I'm not gonna do it, guys. It worked. I'm not gonna do it

Kuru_Clown

Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.George moved in with Dream and Sapnap right after their first meetup. They have been living together for a year already and things have changed A LOT. A polyamorus relationship? How unexpected but not at the same time. George rubbed his huge pregnant belly. His contractions were getting worse, it may be time for the baby to come out. Dream, Sapnap and George were all streaming together when suddenly a huge gush of water came out of George's ass. "Um, Dream...dms please" George asked trying not to look suspicious in front of the viewers. Dream: What's up?
          George: I think my water broke, can we end stream? 
          Dream: Of course, I'll tell Sapnap
          "Hey chat, we need to end stream early, something came up. Very sorry for the inconvenience, I promise to stream as soon as possible" Sapnap said to chat as quickly as possible before ending stream. Dream and Sapnap hurried George into the car and sped to the hospital. After 5 minutes they finally got to the hospital. Dream and Sapnap ran into the hospital carrying George who was whimpering in pain from contractions. "Is everything ok?" The receptionist asked them. "Our boyfriend is going to give birth!" Sapnap screamed worriedly. A doctor came out and hurried George into a hospital bed. George was panting and sobbing already from the pain of the contractions. The doctors hooked him up to an IV and sat him into a pushing position, not before administering a shot to help with pain. They ordered him to push and breathe doing one after another. Dream and Sapnap held both of his hands for comfort while he painfully pushed out the baby. Finally after about 6 hours, Dreamnapfound was born. Dream and Sapnap stood at each of George's sides while he cradled their baby and breastfed it. What a happy family.