Hey guys! My name is Jasmine and I've had Wattpad for like, a bit more than a year now. My friend @naomi40987 kept pestering me to download it, and it was like love at first sight when I opened the discover section.
SO. MANY. BOOKS.
Anyways, the first thing you should know about me is that I am a socially awkward celery stick that's 5'5" and would rather spend a day of no school in the library than a party with friends. Long story short, I'm a nerd.
Minecraft, mythology, Harry Potter,Doctor Who, etc, I will find a way to SLYTHERIN a joke into everyday conversations.
*see what I did there
Also, unlike some people, I ain't trash for memes. I'm all for the puns.
For instance, what do you call a fake noodle? An imPASTA! lol I'm sorry I'll leave now.....
Also, I'm in like 15 fandoms, probably more as I continue reading fictional books. Anything fictional I will love. The real world is a dangerous place.....
Want to find me somewhere else? I have lots of social accounts
Tumblr- messy-room-messy-life
Pinterest- Jazzy Fizzle
Twitter- Jazzy Fizzle (_messylife)
wow this description is all over the place
peace out homies!!
~♡~
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- JoinedJuly 22, 2015
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Dec 08, 2016 09:54PM
I got 300 reads on Bad Puns for Badasses?? What?? I'm so confused when did this happen??! I love you guys so much oml thank youView all Conversations
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Bad Puns For Badasses
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