name one thing better than chicken pot pie on a sunday morning while your family is out picking apples without you because you give them foot fungus and your pet raccoon does nothing but trash your room while you're out teaching bowling balls to get jobs so they can have affordable heathcare......i'll wait.
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how i got beat up by a homeless guy
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this homeless guy said if i gave him a dollar he'd give me a foot job. sounded like a good deal so i did it...
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